CATJESUS

The cat that always comes back.

A memecoin on Robinhood Chain with nine lives and one supply cap. 21,000,000 tokens, minted once. No owner, no mint, no tax. Seventy percent of the supply lives in a pool nobody can drain, and the creator's twenty percent is sealed in a tomb for six months. Forgive the dip. Hold the line.

CApublished at launch

Launching soon

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Price

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Market cap

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Liquidity

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Volume 24h

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Holders

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Buys / sells 24h

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Fees earned

The covenant

Three slices, fixed in the launch transaction. Nothing can be minted again, nothing can be moved early.

70%

14,700,000 aboard the Ark

The whole pool side. A one-sided Uniswap v4 position from the opening price upward, owned by a contract with no withdraw function. Liquidity never leaves, and the price can never trade under the opening price because the pool holds no ETH below it.

The 1% swap fee accrues to that position. Anyone can call harvest() and the fees go to the creator.

Ark: deployed at launch · position – · 14,700,000 in pool

20%

4,200,000 in the Tomb

Sealed for 180 days. Fixed heir, fixed date, no admin. When the day comes, anyone can roll the stone and the tokens go to the creator.

180days

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Rises 180 days after launch.

Tomb: deployed at launch

10%

2,100,000 to the creator

Liquid from block one, visible on the holder table below. That is the whole creator allocation: this plus the Tomb, thirty percent, nothing hidden in "marketing" or "team" wallets.

Creator: published at launch

Written on chain

Four small contracts, source-verified, no owner on any of them. This is the entire list of things that can happen to CATJESUS.

Supply fixed at 21,000,000 ERC-20 without a mint function. Holders may burn their own.
No owner, no admin, no upgrade Nothing to renounce, because nothing was kept.
Liquidity in the Ark forever The position NFT sits in a contract whose only action is harvesting fees.
Creator's 20% in the Tomb for 180 days A timelock with a fixed heir and a fixed date.
Cannot mint, tax, blacklist, pause, or pull liquidity Not "won't". Can't. The functions do not exist.

Contracts · Robinhood Chain 4663

Tokenat launch Genesisat launch Tombat launch Arkat launch PoolETH / CATJESUS · Uniswap v4 · 1% fee Launch txat launch Sourceverified on Sourcify at launch

Tape

Every swap in the pool and the largest wallets, read straight from the chain every five minutes.

When	Side	USD	ETH	CATJESUS	Wallet
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#	Holder	CATJESUS	%
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How to buy

CATJESUS lives on Robinhood Chain, an Ethereum layer 2. You need a wallet with a little ETH on that chain.

Add Robinhood Chain to your wallet
Chain id 4663, RPC rpc.mainnet.chain.robinhood.com, currency ETH, explorer robinhoodchain.blockscout.com. Bridge ETH from Ethereum or Arbitrum, or send it from the Robinhood app.
Open the pool
Use the chart page and its trade button, or any Uniswap v4 interface that supports Robinhood Chain. Paste the contract address from this page. Never search by name.
Set slippage, buy, keep the faith
The pool takes 1% each way. Slippage of 2 to 3% is fine for normal sizes. Then hold like you have nine lives.

Giveaway

Holder giveaways are drawn from a Robinhood Chain block hash that nobody can know in advance. Snapshot time, seed block and the script are published before the seed block exists, so anyone can re-run the draw.

No giveaway running

Follow the X account for the next one.

Verify a draw yourself

Download giveaway.py, then run python3 giveaway.py verify. It replays every CATJESUS transfer up to the snapshot block, reads the seed block hash from the chain, and recomputes the winners. Same inputs, same winners.

Sermons

What the CATJESUS bot is saying.